Mga Unggoy sa Malacanang

This is an anti-poor monkey. This guy is a combination of an Oligarch and a simian from Africa. During a recent controversy regarding the "overtime fees" of airline employees, this monkey or simian virtually mentioned that the act of charging private airline carriers with administrative fees, fines and charges constitutes "kotong". Obviously, this guy haven't read the decision of the Supreme Court regarding Customs fees, the magna carta of MIAA employees and the Immigration Act of 1940 for immigration employees.

Mar Roxas has antagonized many people working at the country's premiere airports. He will not get the support of many CIQS employees because he had already prejudged them as "nangongotong". Mar Roxas is as stupid and as dumb as the monkeys in the wilds of Africa. But maybe, monkeys in Africa are more intelligent than he.

Another face of Mar Roxas. Simian from the wilds of Africa. 

This is the great Monkey Buffoon of Malacanang. Behind his self-imposed "Daang Tuwad" program is really a playful monkey in disguise. 

This is the kind of Monkey that NOYNOY AQUINO is!

This is the Presidential spokes-monkey of Malacanang who incidentally reveals his monkey-based opinions to the media.

Lacierda's real face!

Dakilang UNGGOY sa Bureau of Immigration

Ang mga taong itina-talaga ni PNOY, kundi gago, mga unggoy naman nilalagay niya. Sa Bureau of Immigration, may unggoy na itinalaga si PNOY. Ricardo David dayunyor ang pangalan niya.

Sabi ng mga impormante natin, wala raw ginawa itong unggoy na si David na ito kundi manigaw ng tao. Pati raw mga tavel agency representatives at mga government functionaries ay sinisigawan niya. Sabi nila martial law raw sa tanggapan ng Immigration ngayon at wala raw kakwenta-kwenta ang unggoy na kumisyoner na ito.

Ayon sa balita, ayaw raw tulungan ni David ang mga immigration employees ukol sa nanganganib na overtime fees nila na nagmumula sa mga airline at shipping companies. Kung tutuusin raw ay nasa batas ito.
Bobo nga ata ito si David!!

Natakasan na nga ng FUGITIVE NA KOREAN AT FUGITIVE NA GOVERNOR at HINDI PA TINATANGGAL NI PNOY???

What GROSS INCOMPETENCE!!?

Tuwad na Daan nga?

DI BA KAYO NAKAKAINTINDI NG COMMAND RESPONSIBILITY?

UBOD NG KAUNGGOYAN ITONG SI DAVID KASAMA SINA ASSOC. COM. FRED MISON NA ANAK NG CEO ng PAL na SI GENERAL MISON (CONFLICT OF INTEREST )AT SI BOBO AT LALONG GAGO RAW NA IMMIGRATION WARDEN SA SI ERIC DIMACULANGAN NA NATKASAN NG FUGITIVE.

CONTRA EMPLEYADO ITONG MGA TAONG ITO NA DAPAT ALISIN NA SA BUREAU OF IMMIGRATION. LALO NA SI FRED MISON AT ERIC NA WARDEN DIMACULANGAN, MGA TRAYDOR SA MGA KAPAKANAN NG IMMIGRATION EMPLOYEES.

PNOY GAGO! TANGGALIN MO ANG MGA TAONG GAGONG INILAGAY MO SA BUREAU OF IMMIGRATION.

HETO ANG DAKILANG UNGGOY!! Maitim na, BOBO PA!!!

  Ang caciqueng Presidente kasama ang kanyang UNGGOY na KUMISYONER!

BI COMM. RIC DAVID,

HINDI PA BA KAYO MAGRE-RESIGN!?

FULL SCANDAL na ang pagpapatakas kay former Palawan Gov. Joel Reyes at ang utol niyang si Mario, ang Mayor naman ng Coron.

Ginamit ko ang salitang PAGPAPATAKAS dahil the Reyes brothers were aided by Immigration Officers at NAIA.

Ang nagtatak ng pasaporte ng Reyes brothers ay isang nagngangalang WESLEY GUTIERREZ na ang item pala sa Bureau of Immigration (BI) ay isang SECURITY GUARD lamang.

Anak ng tungaw sa yagbols, security guard, nagtatatak ng pasaporte!?

Si ROGELIO UDARBE,isang Acting Immigration Officer naman ang tumulong sa magkapatid na pugante na makarating sa boarding gate sa NAIA Terminal 3 para walang hassle.

Sabi ni Atty. Ma. Antoinette Bucasas-Mangrobang, ang Acting BI Intelligence Chief na parang walang intelligence,talagang nagkaroon ng kutsabahan dahil imposibleng makalusot ang magkapatid dahil mayroon silang Watch List Order & Hold Departure Order.

Naku naman ... Para ka namang ipinanganak kahapon Atty. Mangrobang. As if you are not aware of those things happening at BI.

March pa pinatakas ang magkapatid na Reyes pero dedma lang kayo. Nagkaroon pa nga kayo ng news blackout sa pagtakas na ýan.

Inilabas ko pa ang pekeng passport na ginamit ni Joel Reyes para makalusot sa airport sa HATAW pero dedma lang kayo!

Kundi pa pinaputok ‘yan ni Sandra Scam éste’ Cam, at kundi pa lumutang ‘yung driver ni Udarbe siguro tahimik pa din kayo up to now.   

It’s not enough na sibakin sa pwesto si Udarbe at si Gutierrez, maliliit na isda lang sila.

Dapat sibakin din sina BEN SE at DONG CASTILLO, ang mga MAGAGALING na BOSSING sa BI-NAIA, because they are accountable sa lahat ng ginagawa ng kanilang subordinates.Pati na ang flight supervisor na si ELSIE LUCERO.

Command Responsibility ang tawag dyan.

At kung may DELICADEZA pa kayo Immigration Kumisyuner Ric David Dayunyor at Atty. Tonette Mangrobang, magsipag-RESIGN na din kayo  or at least man lang mag-leave of absence dahil accountable din kayo sa nangyari!

You can not escape responsibility dahil kayo ang mga Hepe.

Lagi na lang ba na matatakasan ng pugante ang BI!?

Baka nalimutan na ninyo ang ginawang pagtakas Ng puganteng Koreano na si  Kim Tae Dong sa custody ninyo!?

Aahh, siguro naman, sa nangyaring iskadalong ulit sa BI ngayon, hindi na magdadalawang isip si Pangulong Benigno Aquino III na SIBAKIN na sa pwesto ang kanyang mga appointees sa BI starting with Comm. Ric “El Bigote” David dayunyor.

Baluktot na baluktot na kasi ang daan sa BI...

At baka pati ang ating Pangulo ay mahirapang dumaan na diyan!

BI COMM. RICARDO DAVID DAYUNYOR,

INTEL CHIEF ATTY. MANGROBANG,

PINAGBIBITIW NA!

PINAGBIBITIW sa tungkulin ni dating Solicitor General Frank Chavez sina Immigration Commissioner Ricardo David Dayunyor at Atty. Ma. Antonette Mangrobang, hepe ng Intelligence Division at spokesperson ng BI dahil sa pagkakasangkot sa eskandalo ng dalawang kawani ng ahensiya.

Ang dalawang kawaning tinutukoy ni Atty. Frank Chavez ay sina Rodelio Udarbe, isang Acting Immigration Officer (IO), at Wesley Gutierrez, security guard pero umaaktong IO.

Sila ay positibong kinilala ng isang testigo na inilutang nina Sandra Scam ‘este’ Cam at Atty. Frank Chavez.

According to Chavez and Cam, sina Udarbe at Gutierrez ang tumulong kina Palawan ex-governor Joel Reyes, na pangunahing suspect sa murder kay environmentalist at commentator Dr. Gerry Ortega, at sa utol niyang si Mario, Mayor ng Coron upang makapuga palabas ng bansa.

Si Gutierrez, ang nagtatak ng pasaporte ng magkapatid na Reyes nang sila ay tumakas papuntang Vietnam noong March 19, 2012 lulan ng Cebu Pacific fligh 5J 751 sa NAIA T-3.

Samantala si Udarbe naman ang nag-eskort sa Reyes brothers mula sa arrival area ng NAIA Terminal 3, paakyat sa departure area, passing through the Immigration lane up to the boarding gate ng Cebu Pacific.

The Reyes brothers did not go to the usual process for departing passengers. Nai-SWING, sabi nga.

“If you do not know these things happened, then two things can happen. It’s either you’re GROSSLY INCOMPETENT for the job, or you’re part of the job. Either way, you have no business continuing service there. You have to resign.”

‘Yan ang maanghang na katagang binitiwan ni Atty. Chavez.

Nanawagan din si Chavez ng Congressional inquiry sa nangyaring eskandalo. “Where have you seen a security guard vested with the power of an immigration officer that can deny or approve the departure of a passenger?” pahayag ni Chavez.

Hayan Komisyoner Ricardo David Dayunyor at Atty. Tonette Mangrobang, hindi pa ba kayo tinatablan sa mga naririnig n’yo?

Kung may natitira pa kayong delicadeza, mag-resign na kayo.

‘Wag n’yo nang hintayin na si Pangulong Aquino pa ang sumibak sa inyo sa pwesto.

Bigyan n’yo naman ng kahihiyan ang ating Pangulo. Magbitiw na kayo sa pwesto!

Korean fugitive escapes from BI escorts By Evelyn Macairan The Philippine Star Updated December 28, 2011 12:00 AM 0 comment to this post

Photo of South Korean fugitive Kim Taedong is posted at a Bureau of Immigration counter at the Ninoy Aquino International Airport. Zoom MANILA, Philippines - Bureau of Immigration (BI) Commissioner Ricardo David Jr. recently ordered agents to launch a manhunt for a South Korean who was arrested but reportedly escaped from his two jail guards on Christmas Eve while he was confined at a private hospital in Taguig City. David said 54-year-old Kim Taedong escaped from the St. Luke’s Medical Center. Kim had been confined at the hospital since Aug. 26 after he complained of hypertension, diabetes and abdominal pain. Agents of the BI Fugitive Search Unit arrested the Korean last July 5 in Pasig City on the strength of a mission order that David issued at the request of the Korean embassy. Kim allegedly tried to bribe the arresting agents but they turned down his offer. The Korean embassy said Kim, along with nine other suspects, is reportedly wanted for cheating in a baccarat game on three instances at a casino in Seoul, South Korea in 2010. The Dongbu District Court in Seoul reportedly issued a warrant of arrest against the suspects but Kim eluded arrest by fleeing to Manila last April 8. BI Intelligence Division acting chief Ma. Antonette Bucasas-Mangrobang also sought the public’s assistance in locating the whereabouts of the foreign fugitive. To intensify the manhunt operations, the BI had coordinated with the Criminal Investigation and Detection Group (CIDG) and National Capital Region Police Office of the Philippine National Police (PNP) and National Bureau of Investigation (NBI). The BI is also conducting a probe to determine if criminal and administrative charges should be filed against two BI escorts, who were guarding Kim at the time of his escape. Mangrobang added that the jail guards, both from the BI Detention Facility in Bicutan have been placed under preventive suspension. Interior and Local Government Secretary Jesse Robredo ordered the CIDG to assist in the investigation of the escape of the Korean detainee. – With Cecille Suerte Felipe, Rudy Santos

RESIGN!!!

KUMISYONER NA UNGGOY RIC DAVID

ASSHOLE COM FRED MISON dahil tatay mo CEO ni Lucio Tan ng Philippine Airlines...may utang pa raw ang PAL sa Bureau of Immigration na 129 Million pesos in Administrative Fines!

Hoy, magbayad kayo! Nakakahiya! Anak ka pa naman ni Gen. Mison. Conflict of Interest yan!

at WARDEN ERIC DIMACULANGAN. Natakasan kayo, di pa kayo magre-resign?

Bali-balita ERIC DIMACULANGAN kinakabit mo raw ang lady blue guard ng Bureau of Immigration? Nakakahiya ka! May asawa at pamilya ka pa naman!

Hoy! Nakakahiya kayo!

UMALIS NA KAYO NG BUREAU OF IMMIGRATION!

ANG PANDAK NA BUNGANGERA !

AKALA SIGURO NG BUNGANGERANG ITO NA SUWERTE SIYA KAY MAR ROXAS. ISANG LANGAW PUMATONG SA ISANG CACIQUENG KALABAW.....ANG LABAS......ISANG UNANONG PANDAK NG LALONG LUMAKI ANG BUNGANGA!

HOY KORINA, WALA KANG BIBIG NA KATULAD NG MAGANDANG AT MABAIT NA ATTY. LENI ROBREDO! AND MERON KA, BUNGANGA! MALAKING BUNGANGA!

SHAME ON YOU! GINAGAMIT MO ANG JOURNALISM MO PARA MANIRA NG IBANG TAO!

FOR YOUR INFORMATION KORINA, SI BINAY, PANDAK AT MAITIM NA MALIGNO. PERO IKAW, MALAKING BUNGANGA MO AT NAPAKA-PANDAK RIN NA MALIGNO!

NAKAKAHIYA KA! MALIGNO KA RIN PALA! MALIGNONG NARIRINIG SA RADYO AT TELEBISYON!

ANG BAHO NG BUNGANGA MO! KASING BAHO SIGURO NG SINGIT AT GILAGID MO!

ANG HITSURA MO MUKHANG MALIGNONG NAKAPAG-ASAWA NG CACIQUENG KALABAW.!

NINOY IS NOT A HERO

This guy should not have been made a HERO.

 He has done nothing for this country but talk. 

He was murdered because he talked a lot. When he was still alive, he had made no charity project. He gave no scholarships to children nor had any popular projects to support the underprivileged. He has made no contribution to local or national infrastructure. He did nothing for the economy. He did not show us a vision. He only capitalized on the stubborness of Mr. Marcos and fought against it using tools of democracy. This guy, Ninoy did never make it to the top list of leaders who really did something for the Filipino people. Unlike Magsaysay, Bonifacio nor the modern-day Joan of Arc' Loida-Lewis of whose charity to the Bicol region amounted to millions of pesos, Ninoy had none of these. What's worse,he was a COMMUNIST SYMPATHIZER. He was never in Plaza Miranda when the bombing took off. Apparently, he was warned by his communist friends to take cover.

He used communist support to sustain his campaign against Marcos. He was a political hypocrite. He did not offer economic platforms nor anything that should concretely place this country into the line of Asian economic tigers. Instead, he used his senatorial position to attack and castigate Marcos for the former's hardline stance against communists overruning this country. Ninoy proposed democracy in a time where many communists groups were formed and when China was actively supporting leftists organizations in the country.

How can this guy be a Hero when had virtually done nothing to help his countrymen not only from Tarlac but also from Mindanao and Visayas? Words could not feed a hungry stomach nor more of the same to fill an empty table.

Ninoy was an Oligarch, but he did not openly profess it.

 His father was a Japanese collaborator during the 2nd World War, a Makapili.

He was married to a Cojuangco, a greedy clan. How can he be a hero?

Rizal,an Ilustrado, wrote many revolutionary letters and books before he was shot. Bonifacio bravely led the Pugad Lawin before he was sinisterly betrayed by his Katipunan colleague, Aguinaldo. Magsaysay came from humble roots and was loved by the people. Manny Pacquiao had to take a thousand hits to become a Champion.

And Ninoy?

He was only to giving speeches of how things should be in this country.He just talked and talked.

Then he was shot.

Then he was proclaimed as a HERO.

Then we made bronze monuments and busts after him.

Isn't that sick? 

Marcos the Dictator

SOME ACHIEVEMENTS amidst CORRUPTION among Marcos Cronies

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We are now making people who talk a lot, who get shot, HEROES.

Why not make Lacierda a Hero? How about Boy Abunda?

Kris Aquino? Inday Badiday? Or even Secretary De Lima? 

They're talkative aren't they?

But shouldn't they be shot first?

Buti pa si Marcos, yes DIKTADOR siya, pero may nagawa siya sa Pilipinas. Unlike si NINOY, idealist nga pero wala namang contribution sa bansa. Puro da-da at puro salita. 

Puro RHETORICS.

HUWAG KAYONG MAGMADALI, MAY BAGYO PA!!

President Noynoy recently stormed PAGASA office in Quezon City during a protest rally by PAGASA weathermen regarding their suspended allowances provided for by the Magna Carta of PAGASA workers.

Typical of the Rambo movies where the hero would kick the door and blast his enemy to smithereens, Pnoy aka ENGOT, arrived at the same office to confront the brewing maelstrom.

When interviewed, PAGASA employees intimated the release of their overdue and delayed allowances under the said law. “Gusto lang namin na maimplement yung Republic Act 8439,” PAGASA Weathermen Employees Association President Ramon Agustin said in a phone interview with GMA News Online.

In the Magna Carta for Scientists or Republic Act No. 8439, PAGASA weather forecasters are entitled to hazard allowances from 10 to 30 percent of their basic monthly salary.

However, Agustin said that the government has been slow to implement the law. 

“’Yung mga tao, ‘yun na lang ‘yung inaasahan. ‘Yun na lang ‘yung source ng pampaaral nila, ng pang-araw-araw nila, ng pagkain nila,” said Agustin.(GMA NEWS)

 Being obnoxious as he is, our King suddenly arrived at the PAGASA office in Quezon City but only to browbeat the same hardworking employees into doing their jobs instead of airing their legitimate grievances.

Instead of offering assurances, the President and King-at-large Abnoy gave them a moral dressing down. 

What a pity. Kawawang mga empleyado.

This is what Abnoy had allegedly said during the occasion:" At 5:23 p.m., Aquino talked to reporters and explained the need to rationalize the government's benefit system.  He said the government would not have any problem with providing Pagasa employees with longevity pay and laundry allowance. But not everybody should be given hazard pay. He said only those in hazardous jobs should be entitled to it.
"Naghahanap tayo ng fair...Sa longevity..laundry...wala tayong isssue doon. Iyong sa hazard pay, we have to give it rhyme and reason," said Aquino."
"Something na hindi magkakaroon ng ripple effect, na di madidistort 'yong ating benefits system," he added. 

Aw, c'mon Noy, you could have just as easily given them emergency allowances fom your PSF or the Presidential Social Fund or from your own Intelligence Fund amounting to trillions of pesos. Kung nakapagbigay ka nga ng 5 million pesos sa MILF o 30 million pesos sa Alex Boncayao Brigade, or even 1 Billion dollar loan sa IMF, a few hundred thousand pesos lang para sa ating mga all-weather colleagues hindi mo pa maibigay?

Now, what kind of Dog are you?

Now that is the problem by having HACENDERO-TYPES as our elected leaders. Yung mind-set nila is different from the ordinary SLUMDOG-TYPES of millionaires.

Haciendero-types or what you call OLIGARCHS are SLAVE-DRIVERS. They are no different from the White men in America who whip, torture, lash and shame their negro slaves before the emancipation.

Many of our political leaders are Oligarchs. Aquinos, Cojuangcos, Aranetas, Romualdezes, Lopezes, Yuchengcos, Rosarios and a host of other MAKATI Boy network-types.

These people do not only want your labor and property, they also want your souls.

Oligarchs are people who want to impose more work for less income. They want you to crawl. 

I remember a friend of mine who worked but left Senator Mar Roxas's Senatorial Office way back in the early 2000. I asked him why he left. He told me that while he salutes Mar for his intelligence, his professional management is HACIENDERO-TYPE. Sabi niya, "pare, slave driver si Mar. Ngayon ko lang nakita na ganun pala ugali niya. Pare, mararamdaman ko kapag andun ka sa kanya nagtrabaho. Oligarch talaga."

My friend along with a few staff members filed their resignations.

The Emperor's New Throne

The Boy who would be Kwiiing!

 This is my playground.

 Even the chandeliers love me!

My Fiefdom.

 My property.

 My property.

I keep people impoverished. Siyempre, palalamang ba naman kaming mga Aquino-Cojuangco?

 We love to make people in our hacienda suffer because we see them as Gusgusin. We swat them like flies.

And we always keep them in chains.

I am the King. I know what to do. Huwag kayong makikialam kung papaano ko pinapatakbo ang gobyerno. I am not corrupt. Malinis ako. At mas malinis pa kaysa sa inyo.

Noynoy Aquino is a spoiled bastard. Not just a Kid. Like his sister Kris before him and Vader before Luke, NOYNOY the popoy is a certified ASSHOLE. He thinks that he deserves every ounces' of every Filipinos's gratitude. Thinking that because his father is a National Hero and his mother, a Saint, he possesses the license to do as he pleases. Again, to do as he pleases. To do whatever he thinks is good for our ECONOMY, our NATIONAL DEFENSE, our LAWS, our BUDGET, our AGRICULTURE, our ENERGY, our JUSTICE SYSTEM, our MORALITY and especially our GOVERNMENT.

 Having been a lawmaker for a least 11 years has merited him NOTHING.  Virtually NOTHING! He has done nothing. He did not even have a clear stand on many issues that were plaguing the country during the last 2 decades. He was just silent. He was mum. He was being idiotic. Naging TAMAD.

Being a son of NINOY or CORY doesn't immediately amount to anything except that you have inherited their chromosomes and a few milliion blood cells. He is just a fusion of a HERO and a SAINT. And that doesn't qualify him to be somebody else's higher than both his parents. In fact, if there was anything to it, NOYNOY has become his parents' IDIOT. In Russia, they pronounce it as IDIOTAAA!

A certified IDIOT with an unhealthy EGO combined with a HUGE sense of ENTITLEMENT is very DANGEROUS.

 Today our idiot, bratty, dimwit and egotisitic bastard President is treading dangerously. He had just impeached a Chief Justice, meddled with the Judicial and Bar Council, suspended the perks, reasonable privileges and allowances of government employees and recently, suspended allowances of the Supreme Court Justices and employees. He has in all vulgarity intervened in Congressional prerogatives and with the Judiciary, negating the Constitutional fact of separation of powers. He has become a child dictator. Whim and caprice. A haciendero with a propensity to make people suffer. Our President today has a tormented mind. His management skill borders on SADISM and VENGEANCE. He has no love for his people and love for country.

He is no ordinary kid. He is not a bad kid either. He is a kid playing KING and GOD among us, in a game of OLIGOPOLY.

Malacanang is his throne.

And we, ARE ALL HIS SUBJECTS.

The People under the Stairs

The movie "People under the Stairs", portray the dreadful story of crazy-like children cannibals living under a house. The residents, being oblivious to the fact of their existence, are killed psychotically, one by one. the film is gory, crazy and spine chilling.The story revolved around the concept about human beings who have entirely lost their sanity and begin to prey on other human beings for existence.

I am reminded of the People who live in the Malacanang Palace today. To me, they portray the cannibals in the previous film. But here, it's the other way around. It's the very people who occupy its corridors are the ones who are acting like modern-day cannibals. These people, like P-noy, Lacierda, Carandang, Valte, Henares, De Lima, Abad, Ochoa and Roxas demonstrate no empathy, no courtesy and especially, no human kindness. They are likened to wayward kids who have lost their fathers love and discipline or kids who never grew up to love their fathers or mothers. Maybe they missed childhood. Or even skipped it. Maybe they were bullied as children that they developed no love for the day and for the schoolyard. They are like children hiding in the closets, afraid of what might other people say to them. Or on what might other people do to them. These same people from Malacanang, could not connect. They have no love. Their maturity did never blossom. They have no feelings. They are no human. They are mutants. In fact, they are cannibals. The most insecure among the rest. They were people who, at one time, LIVED UNDER THE STAIRS.
 All of them. No exception.

Today they are eating Filipinos up for breakfast, lunch and dinner. They not only mismanage government offices like hell, but they also suspend privileges and the benefits of living people. With their sanctimonious words and faces, they presume to order people around, judge people by their political affiliations not caring on whether they are hardworking or honest, insult their dignities of person. A popular example was the former Chief Justice of the Supreme Court of the Philippines. And just for that, the Aquino government, these same cannibals suspended the allowances and benefits of SC employees who have supported the former Chief Justice. What cannibals!

When people living under the stairs begin to see the light of day, the world becomes upside down.

And most of us, WILL BE EATEN UP ALIVE!

Good Luck.

 A cannibal who has a troubled mind.

 A sanctimonious cannibal.

 Bal-bal.

Pray that you outlive them.

A Pinoy Monkey Pride Production

Why seek asylum in other countries?

Aalis ba kayo ng bansa to seek asylum?

Lilipad ba kayo ng eroplano?

Pupunta ba kayo sa Amerika para magtago?

   

Dito nalang tayo.

Maraming for rent na tirahan.

Sobra-sobra ang tubig

Ang kotse sa Pinas, nagpapahinga rin.

Maraming giyera na parang Hollywood.

Libre hangin.

AT

AT SIYEMPRE, LIBRE ANG MGA KAIBIGAN AT KARAMAY.

DON'T SEEK ASYLUM ANYMORE! YOU ARE ALREADY LIVING IN ONE!

MAY THE FORCE BE WITH YOU.

Mental Case

I have been looking for my cat! Here kitty kitty!
Oh, there you are!